Oh My God!
Is Arch Angel Beckham?!?!
Patron saint of balls
God is grrrreat
Spelled G R 8
God Is LOL
is The Cosmic Comedian!
Stand up and be counted!
Derderder derderder derderder
dudah dudah dada dada........ BANG!
Ohhhh.....I love the new iGOD
Did you see it on This Morning (has broken)???
And the sky is bleeding
Have you seen the light version?
look its soooo pretty!
You can wear it round you neck like a rosary
GaGa's got one!
With a big fiery ' i '
She's the new MADonna you know
108 terrabytes of memory
No need to remember anything yourself
its all on your iGod
My one is diamond encrusted
My sister won it on Pimp Up My iGod on MTV SOUL
its got all the classic religions on it
you can down load any of the millions
and billions and squillions of gods
and demi-gods from history (or herstory for that matter.... for that Spirit)
They've made Bono a God now you know
(as EC is, and has been since the sixties)
Pope Francis wants to make him a Saint as well,
Bono that is, not Eric
with Sir Bob of course...
but he says they will have to wait till they're dead though....
Someone will make a killing no doubt
Probably some SiCo
The Resurrection Tour starts Bank Holiday Monday
Krishna Blue is the new black you know
I was so cross when I heard,
sent Sivas down my spine
The deep dark ocean of divine
Lets make a big plastic raft
and ride the waves of
polar ice melt
in to the abyss of
life on earth
maybe Kali will cut of our heads
cos we're out of our tiny self-medicated minds
Being spiritual is so expensive these days...
none of the banks let you pay
for your past Karma
on Credit any more
its all invested in Futures
and here's the rant#
The serious bit#
behind the humour#
what kind of future will we have if we continue
to go forth and multiply
to sell our souls to the corporations
and pray in the cathedral of retail
and consume consume consume
our beautiful planet
for the sake of plastic icons,
and plastic forks and spoons
and cheap disappointing plastic sex
and plastic Angels with drug habits
and plastic paedophile priests
and pop show perverts
And plastic money
and plastic mommy and daddy
and plastic politicians
tits and asses
and human resources
and natural resources
Of course we could reset our course
and rewrite our STORIES and
DREAM, a different dream
and return to the source ....
if we CHOOSE
our real mother
over material accumulation and inevitable
into responsible adults
and learn to LOVE again
all of life again
if we REMEMBER
we are ALL of LIFE again
WE are the RAINFORESTS
WE are the OCEANS
WE are EACH OTHER
WE ARE THIS EARTH
OUR BEAUTIFUL MOTHER
THERE IS ONLY ONE OF US DANCING HERE
in endless SPACE
lets CHOOSE to LOVE
this MOTHER EARTH SHIP
Cos as it goes
If there's hell below
We're all gonna go!
In fact its rising up to meet us
with the oceans of plastic and petrol
We're all doomed
Or so They say!
What with global warming
and global weirding
and reality tv
And constant re-runs of Flock The Meek
(will inherit the EARTH)
Let us pray to the mysterious THEY to save us
THEY got us in this mess !!
THEY should bloody well
SORT... IT.......OUT... (You Slaaag!)
"Did you see last nights Tantric Sex Factor!"
"Christ I needed a drink after that!
Holy smoke! Boris for World President!!!!
I'm so saintly get me outta here!!
More Celebrity Vicar???
What songs are you playing on you iPod today?
What stories are praying on your iGod today?
The Power of Yoga and the Alchemy of Dance
‘Pranamotion Yoga and the Movement Medicine Mandala’
The practices of Pranamotion Yoga have many roots, many lineages, many sources of inspiration. They are birthed though my years of practice, play and and dreaming in the worlds of Yoga, Shamanism, Taoism, Tantra, psychotherapy, creativity, nature, love, life and relationships.
One of the deepest roots of this body of work is nourished and nurtured in the fertile shamanic soil of Movement Medicine - the work of Susannah and Ya’Acov Darling Kahn - with whom I have apprenticed for many years. My intention is to honour all my teachers and the traditions, lineages and ancient wisdom from which they source and evolve their offerings to the world.
I like to Move it, Move it!
Today I wanted to share some of my musings on movement.
Everything is movement, everything is in flux. Everything. Even in stillness, the breath ebbs and flows, the heart baddah booms, the nervous system pulses, the cells vibrate. All the functions of the human body continue in their endless dance.
How to find the light in the darkness
Today, I would like to share some insights from my experience about how to find the light in the darkness, how to trust the mysterious choreography of life when everything seems to be falling apart, how to find strength when you are stressed, confused or overwhelmed.
I don’t claim to have it all worked out, but I have been blessed with some extraordinary experiences and teachers in my life. As my teacher Ya’Acov Darling Kahn might say “We are all working it out together as we go along. And the dance goes on”
Pranamotion: ‘Dancing with Life: Love Creative Community’
How to shine a light in the darkness?
How to pick yourself up when everything seems to be falling apart?
How to discern what to let go of and what to stay patient, present and persevering with?
Life is a dance. It is full of opposites and apparent paradoxes. Dark and light, masculine and feminine, sadness and joy, success and failure, love and fear. The list is endless. When times are difficult, I ask myself these questions: